Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I joked about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informed me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML
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Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
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awesomelylame 0
You didn't know. Just apologize once and that's all you can do.
MadeOfAwesome 1
He probably wasn't offended. I bet he has to explain that all the time anyway
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11bellacasey 0
lol sux
MadeOfAwesome 1
He probably wasn't offended. I bet he has to explain that all the time anyway
eli_guerra 0
Lol #2. #3 ftw
CyclonePsycho 1
I've seen it on a kid before. It's so hard to tell because the skin there looks fine and it looks just like an intentional part. That's a very easy mistake. =
picturetaker 0
I agree, it's not like you knew. It would be different if you knew then made fun of him.
tiernang 21
if i was the kid, i would feel like she made fun of me. even if it was just a bad haircut, i wouldnt want her pointing out that everywhere i go i look like I have bed head or just got out of bed. Just my personal opinion.
nightmare22 0
Wait about my last comment i re-read it and yea no edge-up my bad ^_^
FlaminYawn 0
Rainbows are God's way of frowning at gay people - SC.
NoSoupForYou 0
Wait? Since when are unicorns yellow?!
grlwitperlEring 0
He probably gets it so much that he is past the point of being offended
Colby_Colbert 0
I lol'd