Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had...

By Anonymous - 21/05/2019 00:00

Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML

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Mona Roblin 5

Tuesday 21 May 2019 5:01

I completely understand how you feel. It feels so good to have your hair grow back after Chemo. People who haven’t been through it will have no clue.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 0:27

Hey, at least the folks at the hospital knew you by name, I’m guessing.

Mona Roblin 5

Tuesday 21 May 2019 5:01

I completely understand how you feel. It feels so good to have your hair grow back after Chemo. People who haven’t been through it will have no clue.

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