Today, after my son's new friend spent the night, I commented on how his hair had such a straight line in it from one ear to the other. I joked about how he must have fallen asleep with headphones on, or had bad hat hair. He informed me it was a scar from brain surgery he had when he was younger. FML
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Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, after discussing having our son's hair styled nicely for school, my ex returned him with his head shaved. I didn't realise bald was in style for 4-year-olds. FML
Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML
Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
Today, my youngest son had to have stitches on his chin. He did great; I passed out. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML
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awesomelylame 0
You didn't know. Just apologize once and that's all you can do.
MadeOfAwesome 1
He probably wasn't offended. I bet he has to explain that all the time anyway
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Comments (84)
ForestFire0 1
It wasn't like you said anything too offensive anyway. If he's hurt, they need another round of brain surgery
liveitlearnit 0
My boyfriend is a brain cancer survivor that has several visible scars and he tells me that it doesn't bother him in the least when people notice. Unless this kid is just a prick to begin with, it's not a big deal. You just pointed out something you noticed which is true, and he is probably used to it.
cxal_fml 0
Or unless the problem wasn't corrected, or he wasn't given appropriate counseling before and after the surgery to deal with the trauma of having to talk to the surgeons while they are cutting up your brain
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You don't deserve this, how were you supposed to know?? And I doubt it offended him bc guys don't care nearly as much about things as women do. Besides sex. And bacon.
ichwillkeinengel 0
It doesn't sound like you were being too offensive, and he probably gets it a lot. It's not like you were making lobotomy jokes or something.
percypigs 0
aww, he probably gets stuff like that all the time bless him.
iTouchLittleBoys 0
YDI your husband should be making the desicion on who should spend the night you have no right your a woman
wishtree 0
Go kill yourself.
alliemi 0
Come on, you have to admit that this comment is pretty funny. High-quality trolling, right here. It's hilarious, in my opinion.
diabetic_rage 0
#32 got trolled pretty hard.
Silver_Lion 0
thats why parents dont try to act cool
Casualt1234 0
that's what i keep telling my parents. they say the dumbest things sometimes
chris_e81 0
NO you didn't D:
cudos9 0
Not an FML. I have a scar just like it and i get comments all the time. The kid probably didnt care. poor attempt at relating though, haha
theycallmenell 0
U didn't know :(