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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2023 22:00

Today, our new neighbour three doors up just moved in, he even came round to introduce himself to everyone to assure us he means to be a good neighbour, and won’t be too noisy. Six hours later we found out he’s Scottish and likes to practise his bagpipes in the back garden. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Helter Skelter

By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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By guest - 18/11/2011 05:54 - Canada

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

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By gotadirtydick - 14/04/2017 22:00

Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML

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By hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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By sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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Keep it down

By howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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ce1ine 11

Tuesday 11 September 2012 11:42

That blows.

Evaloscity 6

Tuesday 11 September 2012 11:50

The only reasonable solution: Buy a trumpet.

Comments

KaitlynNeal 13

Friday 14 September 2012 4:37

Id be like MR CELLO COME BACK

neorok 5

Monday 17 September 2012 14:49

He doesn't ride an unicycle while wearing Darth Vaders' mask and a skirt, does he?

OnigiriPanda 5

Tuesday 18 September 2012 2:41

Why you not want to listen to the cello?! I just don't understand...

nbandofbrothers 10

Friday 24 May 2013 16:37

What is wrong with someone who plays the cello? It's a great instrument and sounds good.

judea95 16

Saturday 31 August 2013 11:15

Love bagpipes, although I could see that getting irritating

Saava 29

Tuesday 26 November 2013 19:02

I kinda get what you're feeling OP, but musicians have to practice. And where do they practice if not in their homes...

TsarKeith12 9

Sunday 13 April 2014 23:31

You don't like cellos or bagpipes?

hegchog12 18

Saturday 31 January 2015 1:17

You don't like the bagpipes? Out! You are not welcome here...

nentenkupo 16

Sunday 7 January 2018 18:54

Bagpipes? Bagpipes are awesome! Be grateful he's not playing the trombone!

sel3578898553255 7

Monday 13 January 2020 8:23

either you pick up an instrument next, or just move out

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