By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
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PeopleRSoDumb 0

If you play your cards right, instead of a birth you could have two funerals.

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maryjeaninex3 0

oh daang, that's harsh.

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HanaxD 0

Okay, I feel SO sorry for you, but I laughed. Lmao. x)

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BikerMike 0

sounds like your wife gave your brother some holiday cheers. Tell your wife you want to **** her and her mom in the ass or the marriage is over.

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ceceisgay 0

first FML is ages to actually make me laugh out loud. nicely worded OP. but FYL indeed.

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bucsfan 0

wow dude did she sleep with your brother or is she your sister

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davek 36

Now you've got a perfect excuse to do her sister.

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neonokku 0

But what if she doesn't have a sister?!?!! THEN WHAT? Her mom!

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