FML : Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started...

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Today, I was walking in the kitchen with my parrot on my shoulder and my dog running around. Something freaked out my bird and she bit my ear and started flapping her wings in my face. Surprised, I took a step back, tripped over my dog, fell, hit my head on the stove, and got knocked unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By margretlle - / Sunday 26 April 2009 04:07 / United States

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By 24788 | 5

#144406 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:57

I think they planned that one out. Lol owned

By SwaggerDownPat | 0

#4151975 - Monday 12 March 2012 04:48

What exactly was the point of that comment?

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By katiekatiek | 0

#144272 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:11

first :p and loll!

reyemrein | 0

#874216 - Saturday 20 February 2010 03:09

uuuuuuhhhhh your bird was probably freaked out because your dog was running around.

ryrock310 | 10

#1934838 - Thursday 6 January 2011 06:38

I have a feeling this is a fake

REFLEXED | 7

#2683926 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 04:34

Jailbreak attempt number 2.....

By LilKonvicted | 0

#144277 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:13

haha

SwaggerDownPat | 0

#4151975 - Monday 12 March 2012 04:48

What exactly was the point of that comment?

By venom7 | 0

#144283 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:16

Now.. sh!t happens, don't it!?! LoooooooooL..

By oomlot | 0

#144296 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:20

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By yojoeletsmakeout | 0

#144312 - Sunday 26 April 2009 12:30

Everyone on FML is getting knocked unconscious these days.

FuckThisLogin | 29

#6440008 - Tuesday 20 October 2015 02:37

Knocked up or knocked out

By Warkweh | 0

#144350 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:04

Best fake FML ever.

By TheFifthWitness | 0

#144371 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:31

You should shoot the bird and feed it to the dog. Then cook the dog in the stove. Then, instead of calling this an FML, you could call it a lesson.

By DollyMolly | 0

#144382 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:42

Was your bird okay? D=

By zacbreitbach | 0

#144389 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:48

haha what are you some kind of pirate? No, but that really sucks FYL indeed

By itsTiffany | 0

#144396 - Sunday 26 April 2009 01:52

Ouch, at least you're okay. Dumb parrot!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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