tell your husvand. he may feel sympathy for you.

smack a bitch

husband

Maybe Grandma was saying you must be sore.

i wouldn't be surprised...shes a HIPster now... get it?! hahahahha

^ Boooo. :p

#34 what sore? Private sore?

if her husband is 30-40 then his grandmother could be 80-90. does she have dementia? At that age, hip surgery could take many weeks to two months to heal.

It's obviously time to start doing very nasty things to her food... And don't forget to smile

says the person with no display picture

says the other person with no display picture (and says this person with no display picture......)

Says the other person with... Ok stop this shit.

make her put her shoes on herself from now on. the flexion of the hip should be enough to make the hip pop out :p

not to wreck your dream of being 3rd on a FML but your 5th not 3rd

Ive got to give it to you, not many people aspire to be third in life...and fail at that goal

1st is the worst, 2nd is the best, third is the one with the treasure chest.

39- I've always said hairy chest(:

Sorry, that error was too much for me to bear. That'll *teach* her.

@47 depends where you're from... some people say learn instead of teach... it's proper grammer for their location. :)

@47 depends where you're from... some people say learn instead of teach... it's proper grammer for their location. :)

damm you beat me to it in a wordy way.

HAHAHAH!