Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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Comments (86)
Momo_Moonlight 25
How could you not notice? Sorry for you, though.
marleybree 12
You're an ass if you break up with her just because of that. She's still the same person she was before. At least she's a patient and not someone who isn't being treated. Mental illness is really like any other illness, but it is much less accepted in society.
Just4EverBeingMe 4
This reminds me of the visit
dash2crash 10
Bb
kevingirl 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I call bullshit. how could you not know She was mental???
lucasj23 11
so you were with her for all this time and you never noticed anything. that shows shes obviously ok to be out in the world. and why in the world would you spend that much to move in with her?