By housematefromhell - 21/07/2018 21:29

Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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JasonThorn 20

Put a lock on your bedroom door and tell her the story about the boy who cried wolf.

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RichardPencil 30

And when she has a real health crisis, you’ll ignore her and then she’ll die. Then, you’ll have the house all to yourself. Yay!

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JasonThorn 20

Put a lock on your bedroom door and tell her the story about the boy who cried wolf.

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real life problems 26

Why dont you just call her an ambulance and not go with her? Plus she will get stuck with the ambulance bill and will stop lying.

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Summaria 10

That only works if she lives in the US....

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real life problems 26

What , they dont have ambulances anywhere else?

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Arseminer 4

Yes, as a paramedic, I have undergone years of theoretical and practical training and carry thousands of dollars worth of specialised equipment just so you can use me in a passive-aggressive ploy against your roommate.

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Arseminer 4

Yes, as a paramedic, I have undergone years of theoretical and practical training and carry thousands of dollars worth of specialised equipment just so you can use me in a passive-aggressive ploy against your roommate.

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real life problems 26

Hey she doesn't know if it's real or not, that's what you're there for

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RichardPencil 30

And when she has a real health crisis, you’ll ignore her and then she’ll die. Then, you’ll have the house all to yourself. Yay!

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DanielleinDC 33

From what I've read, people with Munchausen typically harm themselves for attention as opposed to faking illnesses for attention.

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Jesserb 17

I should of thought of that 😅 I feel silly Thanks

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Charlie Given 26

Well tell her alittle story of the boy who cried wolf and how you had to feed the boy to the wolf for fun,just show her your craziness 🤔🤣🤣

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wHSKitty 11

My so-called boyfriend did that. Only he claimed that his mom had cancer. Then much later when I mentioned it, he said that he’d never told me she was sick.

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wHSKitty 11

If she lied about having cancer, she’ll lie about anything.

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Sinshine 28

If you know she's making shit up, just ignore her. If you're worried about it being something real for one: It's not going to be your fault if you learn from patterns and it backfires on her.

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Glowworm56 26

Fooled me once, shame on you, fooled me twice, shame on me!

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cornyrob 33

I was once married to someone like that. Eventually her family got tired of her crying wolf. Yes, this included reports of cancer, too.

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