Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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Comments (86)
Sevventh 0
If your only 3 grand in the hole and you've already discovered she's a loonie, you are getting out of this very lucky my friend. For most of us it takes a mortgage, several paid off cars, a cottage, and kids before we discovery they are nuts. Very lucky indeed.
shirvon100 0
and you wondered why that hot crazy sex was so hot and crazy it was because it was with a crazy person
FoundManyLemons 0
And yet you've been together two years. She already sounds saner than a lot of the women who post here.
raphael2110 0
Your a legend ! I would write a movie about this
DameGreyWulf 1
Hm. You didn't realize she was ill beforehand, so it sounds to me like she might have it pretty well contained. Why is this an FML? You have a strong girlfriend, be proud.
bobo_69_ 0
umm... okay.... wow...
Jakester 0
crazy kinky sexy time??
x5d13 0
IMO you are not hosed. I know someone who married a girl they'd dated for 9 months...then this person downshifted into untreated psycho bitch mode and everything went to ultra shit. He's never heard anything about it from her, and he is now very single. I assume that you probably know this girl better than that; the fact that she actually told you is VERY good. Only if you had found out yourself after moving in would this be really terribly horrible. Don't be an asshole and leave, help her out.
nofxtime 0
Yeah, I am sure everything will work out... until she kills him.
ozymandias_fml 0
I don't get it. What is so expensive about this move? You have to make a down payment on a house, or pay to ship your belongings to another country or something? Overseas?
zombieattack 0
okay did you love her? Yes: then stfu and keep on lovin. No: shoulda broke up with the crazy btch before. duh asshole.