Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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Comments (86)
Fontario4 2
Does this mean you were going to move in with her, then when you got to her place it ended up being a mental ward?
dreamer13 0
ouch
ilovefoodyesido 0
your telling me you were with her for over two years and you didn't notice she was a mental patient?????? well i guess if her feelings for you were true maybe you could work things out? hahahahah
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
did you meet her online?
andrewboygenius 4
That is really creepy
deadundrwrld 0
hahahaha angry christians.
bribubbles 10
Well if u still love her just ask her why she is/was ( didn't get that part) a mental patient if u two can work it out, ask her real name if u really love her
CassidyMayJay 0
Well good side: She must be crazy in bed. ;)
BellaFarfella 6
IMayBeAFool? No...pretty sure you are one lol
sniperkid1019 6
dad?