Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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lalaaa520 9
At least he was romantic for a couple minutes not like some of us forever alone!
mattzawesome 28
Yes treat him like a 13 year old, Jesus. How about talking through it and acting like an adult.
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Comments (111)
russfml 31
Seems like double xp weekends are bad for gamers with girlfriends on Valentine's. Me on the other hand :D Guys with girls treat them right the double xp is for us single guys
Mattanatior 11
Yes you can be mad
KxHoneyCombxP 24
I really don't think anyone should really expect anything from their significant other on Valentines day. While it is sweet if they do celebrate, it shouldn't be a demanded thing. That would make the gesture less special.
DoomedGemini 38
It should be communicated whether they want to celebrate it or not and how. Some like bought gifts, some like homemade gifts, some just want a special night to spend time together. Op's husband made it seem like he had nice plans with op so she didn't make other plans, only for him to ignore her other than giving her a gift. He could've seen if she wanted to play, or just given her a gift and let her do something she'd enjoy rather than sit and be ignored.
brenton490 19
The secret is to not expect much then even the little things seem much more special.
Thorzix 23
Well it was a dick move from him to ask her if she had anything planned and then say he had something for her. Only to ignore her and give her something relatively shitty. If you're going to be that cheap at least have the decency of not raising your SO's expectations.
leogachi 15
Yes you can be mad. He's your husband, not your child.
pandemonium307 10
Maybe learn his hobbies too and you can play games together. Maybe if you're better than him he'll want to play less.
Thorzix 23
Or he'll just play even more trying to get better :P
Beepee04 10
My life story.
LITTLEHORNFISH 7
Thats actually pretty adorable xD
Arthriticwolf88 0
Well its double weapons and double xp in multiplayer sorry op squad goals
Dr_Awesome654 24
I'm in 8th grade and I got my lady of a year a $30 bouquet of roses...
pandaxpress 19
it's truly not about the gift, it's about spending time with your significant other and making the effort. I'm a gamer but if my wife doesn't want me to play because she wants quality time together then I don't.