Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
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Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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lalaaa520 9
At least he was romantic for a couple minutes not like some of us forever alone!
mattzawesome 28
Yes treat him like a 13 year old, Jesus. How about talking through it and acting like an adult.
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Comments (111)
Grenith 21
If you want something special don't be afraid to be the one to put in the effort.
leogachi 15
@41 Op's husband made it sound like he already had plans for the two of them to spend time together, so why would she make other plans?
Mike_Oxhard 14
OP is married, and her husband gave her a valentine's gift as if they were dating for a week. That's just sad.
aeryn97 17
I've been married 6 yrs and we did nothing. only bought for our daughter lol
bunnyfish 27
You should be grateful you got that.
leogachi 15
@43 The problem wasn't the present, the problem was that he spent all day ignoring her after making it sound like he had plans for the two of them to do it something special.
kttnfsh 11
I get the feeling that this is not about the fact that it was Valentines Day, and they didn't do anything; as much as an example of how OP is being ignored by her significant other.
VikingLynne 18
You chose that relationship. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
SleepyPharma 21
Pretty sure the husband was the one playing a game.
VikingLynne 18
Takes two to make a working relationship. If you settle for a husband that gives minimum effort, then you get a husband that gives minimum effort.
FN7_ME 3
Tell him how you feel when he ignores you to play games. I play video games too and he just sounds like a manchild.
isaac_newton 17
It's double xp in call of duty. What do you expect
dcats 13
Kill him. Bury him in the back yard
jazalea8 16
Tell him you feel lonely in your marriage and something has to change. This can later lead to a divorce unless you do something now.
SoulEaterSE 23
Well, it was double xp weekend on Black Ops 3