Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 095
You deserved it 100

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That snake didn't smile for steak and cake? He should quake and ache for steak and cake! He's a fake who should take a break in the lake. You make a steak and bake a cake and he's a flake? Gimme a break!

What an @$$hole. Skip his birthday next year.

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That snake didn't smile for steak and cake? He should quake and ache for steak and cake! He's a fake who should take a break in the lake. You make a steak and bake a cake and he's a flake? Gimme a break!

Dr. Seuss would approve.

Thanks. I was channeling him and the Barenaked Ladies.

What an @$$hole. Skip his birthday next year.

This site is called Fuck My Life. You can write asshole in all of its glory without camouflaging it.

Ha ha, true. Force of habit from Facebook.

Maybe you bought him a game he doesn't like? People can be picky in their hobbies, but he's an ass for not at least appreciating all your effort. It's the thought that counts