Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
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RichardPencil 30

That snake didn't smile for steak and cake? He should quake and ache for steak and cake! He's a fake who should take a break in the lake. You make a steak and bake a cake and he's a flake? Gimme a break!

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Hangryko 31

What an @$$hole. Skip his birthday next year.

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RichardPencil 30

That snake didn't smile for steak and cake? He should quake and ache for steak and cake! He's a fake who should take a break in the lake. You make a steak and bake a cake and he's a flake? Gimme a break!

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RichardPencil 30

Thanks. I was channeling him and the Barenaked Ladies.

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Hangryko 31

What an @$$hole. Skip his birthday next year.

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RichardPencil 30

This site is called **** My Life. You can write asshole in all of its glory without camouflaging it.

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Hangryko 31

Ha ha, true. Force of habit from Facebook.

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CakeEater 15

Maybe you bought him a game he doesn't like? People can be picky in their hobbies, but he's an ass for not at least appreciating all your effort. It's the thought that counts

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