Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
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Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, I woke up to my partner showering me with love and gifts. Confused, I asked, "What's the occasion?" It was our anniversary. Not only had I forgotten, but I'd also scheduled a gaming marathon with friends for the entire day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
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Top comments
lalaaa520 9
At least he was romantic for a couple minutes not like some of us forever alone!
mattzawesome 28
Yes treat him like a 13 year old, Jesus. How about talking through it and acting like an adult.
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Comments (111)
megmeg1191 7
my man's like this I just sit with him and get all excited about his games with him even tho I know nothing about them lol but it helps mask the feeling of disappointment and turn it into some bonding
courtzzz23 17
I feel ya girl
pandagirl1005 13
That is my dream guy
HeartYou101 31
Your username made me feel really sad
tiffany_hopkins 7
I agree that yes maybe he should have done more than a box of chocolates, but at the same time I look at it this way if you wanted to do something when he asked if you had plans for this weekend maybe you should have told him you wanted to go out for valentines day. Maybe try to get into the game with him i think it would be fun for both of you that is how I spent valentines day. we played ps4 cod cod blk ops 3. It was double double xp weekend. That is very rare for it to happen keep your chin up butter cup.
AshesNicole623 17
This makes me sad for you. I've been there. It sounds cliche, but communication is key! Feeling neglected or unimportant sucks and can lead to finding validation elsewhere. I'm not saying you should go out and find someone else immediately, only that it's possible that it'll be easier to "let it happen" later. Your name breaks my heart.
SneakySlayer 15
Typical console peasant PC master race
PrimalSeptimus 2
Valentine's Day comes every year, but Street Fighter V only comes out once.
planet_disturbia 9
i pictured it,and laughed hard
skyguy592 15
tisk tisk, ps4 players. lol jk