Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML
Today, I decided to modify my resume since I've handed out over 30 of them in the past couple of weeks and I haven't gotten any calls back. As soon as I opened it on word document, I noticed that I had forgotten to include my phone number for employers to contact me. FML
Today, I realized after turning in my resume to over 100 job openings over the past month, that the resume I've been submitting does not have my phone number or any other contact information besides my name. FML
Today, I applied for my first job. I didn't know how to write a resume, so I copied and pasted one from someone else and reworked it. I got on the bus, handed it in, and left. Then I remembered I forgot to change the contact info and date. FML
Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML
Today, I realized I had misspelled "Education" on all the resumes I've been submitting. FML
Today, I noticed that all 200 remaining business cards out of the 500 that I had made have the wrong phone number on them. FML
Today, after applying at over 30 businesses over the past 6 months, I have had not one single call. I later find out that I was using my old phone number on the applications, and my secondary phone was my mom's. She thought they were telemarketers. FML
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Top comments
DrMime 10
"He's just so qualified! But I can't reach him! GAHH!!!"
zfrt 3
Next time try thinking before you do something as important as applying for jobs.
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Comments (107)
WCARlover 35
Maybe they'll send out sniffing dogs for you cause you're just so perfect for the job :p
TexasJosh 0
Haha nothing wrong with being Optimistic :p
Miss_Bethica 11
ive seen this FML before...
micahsmommy 13
Resume: "detail oriented, great proof-reader..."
Ecklcakes 15
My friend sent out letters applying to various internships. The email he put was the love child of two different emails he uses. Hence no emails from the companies.
ifoundalaska 11
I handed out a bunch with my brand new cell number, mixed up the two second digits. It was quite a bummer.
uss125 0
Lol. Better then realizing it in a week saying to your self WTF no call backs
loginword123 0
Call them duhhh
madboy633 0
Why are people so forgetful? I've seen about 5 fml's like this. Cmon people, can't you at least try to remember this stuff? At least let someone proof read it before you hand it in!
astronobob 0
Don't call us, we'll call you... Oh, wait...
kitty292 9
That sucks. But I've got a better one. try handing out your resume without your name on it. I've done it. Felt like an ass...
juliaispink 1
Damn....you might want to check that next time! :-) just add it to the rest of them