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When you see this scene in porn, you always wonder in the back of your mind how it would turn out in real life. Question answered.

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I actually hit my partner in the nuts when we first met. Not intentionally! We were sparring and he should of blocked my move in a sideways pose, but he turned suddenly to face me, leading to my hip hitting his balls the moment he asked me out. It was an odd way to start a relationship, but hey, it happens!

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All the "but you saw a naked girl it was worth it" comments make me wonder how many really desperate lonely people are on this site...

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Wasn't a chick, was Justina Bieber. That wasn't a knock to the nuts, its the condition known as Bieber fever. FYL indeed ):

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Haha if she was good lookin, you're nuts can take a hit one for the team. But If she is ugly... Then that's like throwin an interception within your opponents 10 yard line.

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Am i the only person that looked at OP's name, realised it was Emelia, and OP's sex is male -_-

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137- Why do people always spell Beiber's name wrong? It's Justine, Gawd! *throws giant amounts of sarcasm at people who don't understand it*

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Doesn't matter. A girl touched your happy place. You're lightyears ahead of some poor soul in that regard.

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I don't know... Getting kicked in the crouch hurts regardless of clothing or not. It's like getting shot. Wearing a shirt isn't going to make much difference.

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Lol, yeah I wasn't sure. That's why I said probably. I'm a girl so I wouldn't know, but thanks for the info! :D Now I know.

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Think of it as the same as getting kicked in the tits. Even if you are wearing a padded bra it is still going to hurt like hell.

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He just got out of the pool so he probably wasn't naked, but I don't imagine swim trunks would be much better... On a side note I hope this "kick in the nuts vs punch in the chest" debate ends :/

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All I know is getting kicked in the nads hurts more than giving birth. Before you all rage at me, think about it, when was the last time a guy agreed to go through it again? I know many a woman who said let's do it again, but no man I have yet met said "that was a good idea Steve, let's donor again." Please read this a a joke, I know some of you are devoid of a sense of humour.

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Hmm, not that I have a fair way to compare this, but I'm going to say getting kicked in the jewels probably hurts worse than striking someone's breasts with an equal amount of force. I once ran full power into a tree stump, balls first, when I was 16 with enough force to make me wish I was dead while puking my guts up for about an hour. I think I'd still rather die than experience that special delight ever again. :p. Any girl here ever been boob-smashed hard enough to say the same? ;) And as fa

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Tree STUMP.... As in a tree devoid of basically every aspect that would classify it as a standard tree. Assuming he was running in the dark, or just wasn't watching where he was running.

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155- It was pitch dark and I was running through the bush, so if this my FML, I'd expect many YDI votes. ;P Seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. :p (Still, why anyone would cut down a tree at exactly groin height, I have no idea.)

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Ouch ^ FYL dude, that really sucks balls (no pun intended) but seriously? 3 friggin' days?! Shit man

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I reckon the pain of ovarian torsion would equate to that of getting kicked in the nuts, if not exceed it. Your tubes kinking and twisting, and the pain being the worst thing imaginable.. Oh man.. I think my ovaries just shuddered. I've felt it and I can tell you.. If getting kicked in the nads is anything like that, count me the fuck out haha D:

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I believe giving birth hurts more than getting kicked in the balls, and getting kicked in the balls hurts more than being hit in the boobs. The reason women would willingly give birth again is probably because of a bodily system which makes them forget the pain more easily, which would make sense as it is vital to the species. As to getting kicked in the balls/ being hit in the boobs, I've seen many guys balling up and staying on the floor for half an hour, and even throwing up after a reasonabl

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177, you can't compare getting kicked in the nuts and ovarian torsion, a fair comparison there would be testicular torsion.

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Thats probably because guys dont get anything out of getting kicked in the balls and women get a child? Just an idea. I wouldnt want to do anything that didnt need doing once let alone twice...

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