Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
Hybricide 8
Seriously? Chores are chores. Since when do people get paid for them??
katebabymp7 3
That's selfish... Shouldent be that way find a Girl to treat you right man.
ShineOnYouCrazyD 3
Is your Girlfriend 12? She needs to grow up.
Thunderstruck14 30
I don't know the full story, the gf might have been in a really shitty mood for some reason and wasn't being herself. But if not, someone should try to explain to her why what she did was wrong. Some people just need a little extra help in life. But if she's stubborn too, well that sucks, I wouldn't wanna be dating that person.
Sathane 21
You're kidding, right? I don't give a single lonesome **** if someone is having a bad day. Direct your negativity where it's warranted. When I have a bad day I NEVER take it out on my family. Those who do are disgusting, weak minded, and petty.
the_real_dvd 21
She gets paid to contribute to the household. She sounds like a self entitled bitch. Her parents have spoiled her. Run, dude.
mcbainos 8
I imagine that even if you weren't there OP she still would've only got $100. No-ones going to give their daughter $200 for chores, she was just nice enough to give it to both of you instead of just her childish daughter as you both did the work. Ain't nobody got time for that OP, your girlfriends selfish and this shows what preference money takes in her eyes
Ashley868 10
She's lucky she gets paid $100 for chores. I got $10 a week when I did them.
peoplepainter 1
This is what you call a 'red flag'. Run.
ufuqinkiddin 5
The girlfriend is a spoil brat. They may have been "her chores" but she didn't do "her chores" did she? NO! You did them as well, so they were a collective "Your chores." If she can't understand that, have nothing more to do with her, because it is only going to get worse from here on out. Especially as her parents are freakin idiots for making her a spoiled little brat!
viau 13
watch out while you ll divorce her