Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
thejimler 9
Maybe the mother predicted this by giving a large payment and anticipating the daughter's hissy fit, in order to warn OP about her true nature and let him dump her.
FerrisCat 7
I like this theory.
tochiotome 14
I was thinking the same thing.
Allisauce 7
Unless she's like..4, she needs help.
keerththana 13
immature much?
mindception 9
Dump her
kitty292 9
She's lucky she even got paid to begin with. My brothers and I didn't get paid for chores at all. What a brat.
bikergirl93 18
what a lovely girlfriend
LarissaAllen 10
I gotta assume you two are kiddos. One hundred dollars for a day of chores is more than most Americans make for a day of actual labor in the workforce. Then you take out insurance, taxes etc it's even less. Her mom seeks quite generous but maybe her kindness isn't helping her daughter much in the long run. With all that said, 100 bones for some chores?! Sign me up!
Tinad01 12
Give her the money, and walk away and never talk to her again.
canadiangurl13 4
this bothers me to no end. if you are old enough to have a boyfriend/girlfriend, you are old enough to do chores without needing to get paid, ESPECIALLY that much. that mom needs to start enforcing some rules, which will hopefully cause you to grow up a bit.
worldclassrager 41
He needs to learn that shared chores are shared money maybe her mom should pay you next time when she is not around....