Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
anonymous_365 12
Is your girlfriend 13?
torbey 23
what an immature brat...let's hope she does some serious growing up if you plan on having a future with her!
porkramenx 5
Sounds like your girlfriend is still a child.
buddy_J 16
Who are the dumb asses who chose you deserve it? Who cares if they were her chores. If she didn't do all of them by herself she doesn't deserve the entire pay. You don't get paid for work you didn't do. Not to mention $100 is a nice bit of change. Shouldn't be upset over money like that.
Britterz 12
My reward for chores was the fact that I had a roof over my head.
Sir_Swaggington 6
dump that bitch. khaba lenja (which basically means the same thing, i just think it sounds better that way lol)
sarahbevan20 11
Wtf i do all the damn chores in my house and i dont get any money.... Some things should be done without expecting anything in return..... dump her spoiled ass
thatguynow 13
Alright here's what you do Give her a choice, ether you or the 100 now if she chooses you then there's no problem but if she chooses the money say fine it's in the car Go out, get in the car and drive
EvilLittleMan 23
That right there is a perfect example of the entitlement generation. Run as fast as you can from her OP. Faster than Forest Gump !
grashopper8 7
It's her mom's fault for spoiling the crap out of her. You're so young, awkward immature stuff like this is gonna pop up from time to time, next time it could be you acting bratty - growing up is hard!