Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
Sathane 21
She sounds like a winner. Your relationship is sure to be rewarding and long lasting.
Tasha_1996 10
What a whiny little snob.
SoultheWolf 19
The hell...? Most people don't get paid for chores at all and if they do it's about $10-20 worth. $100? Each? Your girlfriend sounds extremely spoiled and a huge brat.
dellis44 7
Just tell her that that you're probably spending it all on her anyways.
ebrainer1 9
F*ckin logic, how does it work?
JanisEvans 10
Back in my day the reward for doing your chores was - on a good day and with much luck - not having the crap beaten out of you for a change...
culito_fml 10
Are you dating a 13 year old?? Who does that..
Hangingoutsarah 2
ewww..... DUMP HER!!
thatkid51 5
Tell her shell get that $100 back in singles
luv_lucy 1
Jesus, DUMP HER!!