Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
jenevil27 9
Wow shes greedy, if you did half of the chores, you deserve half of the money.
ksks1234 33
From the sounds of it, your $100 will go to her anyway. "Yoou HAVE to buuuuy meeeee that!!!"
Mdhughey 7
You people seem to forget that a goldigger is someone who is in a relationship for money. They were only doing chores and they both put in work. She was just a cry baby because they were her chores and she wanted all the money because it was her job. She is still wrong and selfish for that but it doesn't make her a gold digging ***** people
Kevlar_burrito 6
You seem to forget that most people on here are children. I wouldn't expect anyone in highschool to really know what a gold digger is...
Cazz91 21
#60 When I was in highschool, I knew fully well what a gold digger was. It all comes down to a person having knowledge on something they found out themselves or were taught by others. Some people (even those well into adult age) do or do not know what a gold digger is which is ok because after finding out about it, they now have learned something new. Now whether or not those people get suckered in by a gold digger or become one after finding out is another story.
sebamiester 5
I knew what a gold digger was in grade 2 thanks to my friends. This girl makes youth look immature and idiotic but the majority of teens very well know what's going on it the world. Just saying.
jh921971 10
This is far beyond first world problems...
TheCrispyCat 20
She is very immature.
Vidrill 22
You might want to reconsider dating this girl.... If she shows such shitty personality traits over something as trivial as chores, imagine how immaturely she will handle more serious things....
mythicaltimes 15
how old are both of you?
SweetasCandy0609 28
on top of her sounding like Gold Digger and a spoiled brat she also sounds way to immature to be in a relationship at all. She sounds like to much drama find a new girlfriend one that doesn't act like when she doesn't her her way.
Zimmington 21
So many grammatical errors...
rlmann 2
Sounds pretty selfish
Mynamewontfi 40
If it were her chores, she should've done them herself instead. Really wondering how old she is for overreacting that way.