Today, I discovered that the father of my son cheated on me, but with fake sex bots that pretend to be real people. I don’t know whether I’m more disappointed in him cheating, or the fact that he couldn’t even get it right. FML
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Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML
Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend for cheating on me and he actually asked if we weren’t dating could we still have sex, as a FWB type of thing. I blame his mother, she must have done something to screw him up, there’s no way idiocy like his occurs naturally. FML
Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my son has not one, not two, but three children with various women. I confronted him about this and he truly doesn’t care. He has support payments he hasn’t paid in months, and he doesn’t even know his name of his youngest son, because he doesn’t care enough to remember it. FML
Today, I found out my ex has been using AI to fake a whole relationship with me. He’s been sending pics to his family abroad about our supposed lives together, including a wedding, vacations, and even children. I only found out after one of his cousins messaged me wanting to visit. FML
Today, on the subject of sex, I asked my son if he uses precautions and he promised me he always gives the ladies a fake name and fake mobile phone number, like dad told him to. I might have several grandbabies I’m never going to meet, and my husband and I are going to be having words. FML
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tounces7 28
Like was he AWARE that it wasn't a real person? As in, did he have the intent to cheat? Or did he just know it was a bot the whole time? Cause that makes all the difference here.
Guradao 3
its not cheating if its not alive!
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RichardPencil 32
You need to track down the other robot and **** her up good! Swap out her sexy talk algorithm for a recruitment pitch for Amway or other pyramid scheme. "What are you wearing?" "Sexy panties I bought with the money I earned selling shoe polish. Would you like to make panty money like that?"
OrySoma 11
have you ever used a ***** same concept yes its alittle weird but you can't cheat with something thats not real not to mention the kink shaming is real yall you should just have a threesome with it and get it over with
jfigley 5
I kind of agree there...
tounces7 28
Like was he AWARE that it wasn't a real person? As in, did he have the intent to cheat? Or did he just know it was a bot the whole time? Cause that makes all the difference here.
Guradao 3
its not cheating if its not alive!