Today, after doing vigorous chores all day with my girlfriend, her mom came and paid us each $100. My girlfriend cried and threw a fit because she said they were her chores, so she deserves all the money. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to get her nails done, gave her 500 spending money, took her to eat, bought her son a TV, then bought her clothes. We get to her house, she steps inside then gets furious her son had made a mess and hadn't cleaned his room. She told me to take the TV back, which I did, then got reamed for doing so. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, I spent all day doing chores around the house, including mowing and raking the lawn, paying bills, going to the store, meal prepping, and cleaning the fridge. When I sat down to enjoy some well-earned games, my girlfriend sighed and asked if I ever planned to contribute anything to our relationship. FML
Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML
Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, my girlfriend returned from a two day trip. I'd spent the time cleaning the house and working on house projects, so she wouldn't come home and be stressed. She got upset when she got home because the house was clean, and it made her feel inadequate. FML
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Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Paid $100 for chores? Holy crap, that's about $100 more than most people get for doing chores at all. She sounds extremely spoiled.
Ramanella 26
That's is a greedy girlfriend and you shouldn't be with someone who is selfish. Either talk to her or distance yourself from her. Oh, and don't give her your money.
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Comments (163)
nancy_rm 10
The immaturity is strong in this one.
PenguinBitch 44
She sounds like she'll still expect you to pay for dinner when you guys go out. Oh, and I first read it as the mom being bi-polar and throwing the fit. :P
whatx2 10
That's what I thought too at first. That it was the mom throwing the fit.
cocainewhore 30
#15 it says nothing about bipolar in the FML at all..
tranced_ 45
well you should be happy she's your girlfriend!
Harpy20 24
You must be a lonely person.
brandoneyez1 25
Be a man. Give it to her.
MichellinMan 20
"Oh here honey, let me show my masculinity by giving you the money I worked hard for." What the ****?
Zimmington 21
Women worked hard for years to get equality so giving that spoiled bitch his money isn't "being a man" It's being a sucker.
ElizabethNL93 20
Instead, you should be saying "Grow up and act like a woman. NOT a little girl." I don't blame OP for not giving it to her (at least, I hope he didn't). I don't know about anyone else, but my boyfriend would be pretty turned off if I threw a fit about money that HE earned. I wouldn't blame him for thinking that I was a selfish bitch if I did that.
Sarairwin49 22
so sorry Op. she seems a little materialistic..I would be happy with getting anything for doing my chores
CommentModerated 17
Seriously. I was paid a quarter per chore when with my dad and $5 a week when with my mom and I'm not old enough for that to be even close to good money. But I was still happy with it.
awkwardloveannie 28
I would've told her yeah you got 100 for the chores I got 100 for being your bf
ComMeNeMoMo 12
She needs to be grateful for getting paid period. I do chores all the time and my mom never pays me. -_-
VeganVampyre 27
I know, right? Who gets paid for chores? I mean, I got a small allowance as a little kid for doing my chores, but not since elementary school. This is ridiculous. And how old is the girlfriend, anyway? Five?
davincidasecond 24
100 bucks for doing chores?! Holy shit. Hey, if your girlfriend doesn't mind sharing the workload with a stranger, sign me up! Since she's not my girlfriend I can just ignore her when she pouts like a spoiled baby and leave once I get the money.
awkwardloveannie 28
because of the fml I think she minds sharing.
Zimmington 21
she minds sharing the money not the workload
kelloggg 8
Urgh I despise girls like this, wish they always got what was coming to them Get out of there while you can
traviscool 12
use a hammer