Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
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Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I was so into my game that I didn't notice my senior-aged cat had emptied his cat bladder onto my leg until I took off my headphones and he jumped off me to go chew on the couch. FML
Today, I refused to play with my brother because he always breaks my stuff. Mom brought him into my room to force us to play together. He tripped and spilled coke on my Xbox, which smoked then died. Mom just backed out of the room with him slowly, like, "I see what you mean, we'll leave you alone now." I hate him so much. FML
Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML
Today, my cat keeps walking into my room and screaming at me to pay attention to him. When I try to do so, he moves away. Then he yells at me from a distance. I don't wanna play this game. FML
Today, my boyfriend is seriously mad at me for telling his cat what he got it for Christmas. FML
Today, after an argument with my husband, I was sat in the front room calming down when the stupid cat decided she was going to jump up onto me, spilling a full coffee cup over my husband's PS5. He's convinced I did it on purpose after the argument, when it really was all the damn cat's fault FML
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Top comments
emmalou 19
He clearly wants your attention
RichardPencil 32
You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.
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Comments (5)
emmalou 19
He clearly wants your attention
SirEnigM0nk 22
Halo Cat is watching you game.
RichardPencil 32
You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.
clumzrino 9
Both of my cats did that all the time, got hotter than normal but never had any issues beyond that.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Our cat sits on top of our XBox constantly and doesn't hurt it at all. She falls asleep on it most of the time. If your XBox is overheating, I doubt the cat is causing it. Our cat hasn't been hurt at all and the XBox is fine.