Cats, Gamers and Cute: If I fits, I sits - FML

If I fits, I sits

By Dumbass Cat - 28/07/2022 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML

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emmalou 18

Friday 29 July 2022 0:09

He clearly wants your attention

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 July 2022 2:36

You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.

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emmalou 18

Friday 29 July 2022 0:09

He clearly wants your attention

SirEnigM0nk 22

Friday 29 July 2022 0:39

Halo Cat is watching you game.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 29 July 2022 2:36

You don't care about your cat's safety. If the Xbox gets too hot, it'll jump off. You really care more about your Xbox than your cat, let's be honest.

clumzrino 8

Friday 29 July 2022 6:28

Both of my cats did that all the time, got hotter than normal but never had any issues beyond that.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2022 20:32

Our cat sits on top of our XBox constantly and doesn't hurt it at all. She falls asleep on it most of the time. If your XBox is overheating, I doubt the cat is causing it. Our cat hasn't been hurt at all and the XBox is fine.

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