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Anonymous 5 September 2010, 04:40 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Same thing different taste

evecamp 10 February 2010, 05:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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guess28 14 July 2009, 18:19 Puerto Rico 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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Wheresthecreamfilling 3 November 2016, 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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Anonymous 22 December 2013, 08:45 Richmond, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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Anonymous 18 January 2014, 22:55 Somerset, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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Anonymous 3 October 2010, 01:34 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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Screwed 7 June 2014, 13:31 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

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anonymous 6 September 2016, 03:05 Monroe, United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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petmosch 4 August 2017, 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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katie 25 May 2011, 08:23 🌶️ Spicy

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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gfunk1127 0

5 September 2010, 12:09

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

Moy_fml 6

5 September 2010, 12:07

But cupcakes are nice

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thetweak70 2

5 September 2010, 14:06

maybe you shouldn't give her shrooms before doing with her, that's kind of trippy

stinkmeaner 3

5 September 2010, 18:34

hahahahaha

nikkired 0

5 September 2010, 14:29

Is your name "Sexy Larry "?

rasellersjr 0

5 September 2010, 14:33

Sounds like you need some sex Ed dude... but on the other hand, she deserves it for making you think you were getting the job done. She should tell you what she likes since all women have different needs. It annoys me to no end that woman do that. But I've learned to coax the info out of them before it gets to sex, so when the time comes... so does she. if I can't get the info out of them, i experiment with foreplay and make her cum before we start. A lot of woman cum easier multiple times once they have came once. Rub one off too about an hour before hand also and you will last longer. Google ******** and g-spot and find them! Sometimes you can even stimulate the ******** during sex, that drives them nuts! Hope the info helps...