Intimacy: Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she...

By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML

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By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By Wheresthecreamfilling - 03/11/2016 06:03

Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 08:45 - Canada - Richmond

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2014 22:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML

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By Screwed - 07/06/2014 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By petmosch - 04/08/2017 00:30

Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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gfunk1127 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:09

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

Moy_fml 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 12:07

But cupcakes are nice

Comments

thetweak70 2

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:06

maybe you shouldn't give her shrooms before doing with her, that's kind of trippy

stinkmeaner 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 18:34

hahahahaha

nikkired 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:29

Is your name "Sexy Larry "?

rasellersjr 0

Sunday 5 September 2010 14:33

Sounds like you need some sex Ed dude... but on the other hand, she deserves it for making you think you were getting the job done. She should tell you what she likes since all women have different needs. It annoys me to no end that woman do that. But I've learned to coax the info out of them before it gets to sex, so when the time comes... so does she. if I can't get the info out of them, i experiment with foreplay and make her cum before we start. A lot of woman cum easier multiple times once they have came once. Rub one off too about an hour before hand also and you will last longer. Google ******** and g-spot and find them! Sometimes you can even stimulate the ******** during sex, that drives them nuts! Hope the info helps...