Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Top comments
gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
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Comments (132)
Graawr 7
I love cupcakes. >w<
larissa132 0
LMAO!! I have drifted off. but cupcakes? wow!
roxyluv 0
eeh she could have been thinking bout talking muffins cupcakes aren't that bad,see?
gordongekko_fml 1
must be a fatty to think of cupcakes during sex
ILovesMahBridge 0
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round!
Xavi89 0
wow. tell that bitch "well that's okay your best friend never fakes it" then wait for a response.
RainbowBitch15 11
26: win
deeters 0
sexy
1121osu2110 0
you must really suck for her to think of cupcakes... watch **** to get better!
twinkybandit 2
I say her own fault for not makin you finish even after you came. pussy move.
Snickers369 0
Does she watch cupcake ****?
Pro_Nothing 9
Owned