By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

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Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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gfunk1127 0

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

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lovesuxz 0

lmao ! She Must Have Been Hungryy !

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Thony_Glandyl 0

Next time just stick a cupcake on your penis !! XD

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megamandude455 10

hahahahahahahahaha sounds like a friend of mine's girlfriend. talking cupcakes lol

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

...Which is why you should stop dating 11yos.

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awesomesnakes 1

Break up so she can be with her one true love, the talking cupcake.

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Jester7 0

wow bro, I'm sorry but you must really suck in bed. try reading a book or something for help

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bnwranbo 2

Interestingly enough, my boyfriend and I use the word "cupcake" as a code-word for ****** (loooonnng story, but we have a lot of weird code-words).... Therefore, I'm always thinking of "cupcakes", but talking ones?? ALSO! Really? Look to see if the pussy is red??... Well, if you pound it enough it will be, regardless of whether or not the girl got an ****** -_-

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burgerkhan 0

When I make a "sandwich" with my gf, she likes my "filling". Kinda fits the sexism theme too :P you're not alone! :)

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Catcherchick94 0

wow. you fail.

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LovesToFlirt 9

Lmfao. That's quite funny. :P

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