Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
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Comments (132)
lovesuxz 0
lmao ! She Must Have Been Hungryy !
KupkakeKitten 8
sounds like Brittani Louise Taylor... :)
Thony_Glandyl 0
Next time just stick a cupcake on your penis !! XD
megamandude455 10
hahahahahahahahaha sounds like a friend of mine's girlfriend. talking cupcakes lol
bigredmonkeybutt 30
...Which is why you should stop dating 11yos.
awesomesnakes 1
Break up so she can be with her one true love, the talking cupcake.
Jester7 0
wow bro, I'm sorry but you must really suck in bed. try reading a book or something for help
bnwranbo 2
Interestingly enough, my boyfriend and I use the word "cupcake" as a code-word for ****** (loooonnng story, but we have a lot of weird code-words).... Therefore, I'm always thinking of "cupcakes", but talking ones?? ALSO! Really? Look to see if the pussy is red??... Well, if you pound it enough it will be, regardless of whether or not the girl got an ****** -_-
burgerkhan 0
When I make a "sandwich" with my gf, she likes my "filling". Kinda fits the sexism theme too :P you're not alone! :)
Catcherchick94 0
wow. you fail.
LovesToFlirt 9
Lmfao. That's quite funny. :P