Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, I took some heavy pain medication before calling my boyfriend. I don't remember the call, but apparently confessed to really liking corn, and faking orgasms. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
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Top comments
gfunk1127 0
you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!
Moy_fml 6
But cupcakes are nice
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Comments (132)
rawpunk 0
******* scene girls! they need to be destroyed.
LEGSspreadOPEN 0
Well sweetheart. If you ever want a boody call, lemme know.
hairt 4
bye
cloudy01 0
YDI if you refer to sex as "doing it".
nicefff 0
dont worry you won, you got all the pleasure
ptrckb14 0
as long as you finished who cares what she thinks..
YoungBraze 0
lmaoo FAIL!!, i wouldve kicked her out the house naked
jewelsfml 0
what a bitch
crewge6 4
XD u must really suck
djsammyc 19
step up the game man