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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:20

You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.

dolphinlvr7 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:24

What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(

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TaoShaman 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 20:44

People are acting like they did this on purpose. Accidents do happen. Most of you would have done the same thing, and don't even dare say you wouldn't! Yes, you aren't supposed to drive when you're upset, but when you want to leave you're probably not going to walk away leaving your car, which he could damage, and then come back for it. That's just wildly unrealistic. So all you people making horrible threats and insulting them really need to look in the mirror and think about who the real monsters are, because it's not the OP. Hopefully the comments get shut down soon. It's just a bunch of emotionally charged children that don't know how to empathize with anyone and only think of themselves. And yes, I'd be saying the same thing if it was a person, not just a kid, a human being. You people act like hitting a kid is worse than hitting an adult. Kids aren't everything. You people make me sick.

heirofhope 38

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:21

When someone yells "STOP" at you when you're driving, you hit the brake and see what the issue is. If he proceeded to run over and try to talk to her through the window then it would make sense, but just yelling stop makes no indication of wanting to make up, it simply is a phrase for telling someone that they are about to hurt others or themselves. So yes, if I were in that situation, I WOULD have stopped the car. OP isn't a monster, but she's certainly an idiot. If she gets in trouble then that's the consequence she receives for not listening when given a warning.

interesting33 36

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:41

#152 I agree but I do not understand or agree with the 'a person, not just a kid, a human being' bit.

ELoni_fml 25

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:02

Yet you only think about yourself and say your own life sucks..

XtremeHeat 14

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:03

"Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. While she was leaving, she ran over my dog. FML."

heirofhope 38

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:16

You're really awful. You didn't even stop to hear what he had to say. Completely deserved it.

Nickimariek 20

Thursday 21 April 2016 21:58

I shouldn't be laughing at this... ? that poor dog

hfslkp47012759 28

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:14

You do NOT get to say "FML" for this...quit yer whinin.

Ginwa 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:17

An awful person is doing it on purpose. Stop being so damn hateful. I'm pretty sure OP feels bad already for the terrible accident.

Ginwa 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:20

To all the people saying OP is an awful person, you people are awful. Op said so themself that they thought he was running out to stop them. Don't you think Op feels awful enough about hitting the dog? Your hateful comments aren't needed. Don't act like you've never made a mistake in your life.

nachos117 4

Thursday 21 April 2016 22:21

after seeing all this people complain about what an awful person she is, i can honestly say I'm disgusted. It was an ACCIDENT, people. So stop saying that "she's an ignorant, awful person" if she clearly didn't realize the dog. And she isn't a bad person for breaking up with her boyfriend either, because it's a natural part of life. Sorry, OP.

Lost_Gurl 7

Friday 22 April 2016 0:31

yeah, like I actually feel sorry, and people act like if they wouldn't ignore the boyfriend, and make it seem like she did it on purpose and could have obviously seen the dog, but if she could, she wouldn't run the dog over. I also think the ex was an irresponsible pet owner, I'm wonder why would the dog be in a drive way. my dog isn't trained but he's never allowed in an area where cars go in and out of.