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By itsnotyouitsme - 20/04/2016 18:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend of 2 years, I was backing out of his driveway when he came running out yelling "STOP!" I thought he wanted to make up so I kept going, until I'd run over his dog. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:20

You seriously deserve this... F his life for being broken up with and having his dog run over in one day.

dolphinlvr7 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 12:24

What if a kid was there?! Anytime someone waves their arms frantically and yells stop while you are driving, you should probably stop. And poor dog :(

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cptncuttlefish 24

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:11

You shouldn't be behind the wheel At all.

naimejeary 16

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:13

You guys have no idea what her relationship was like with her boyfriend...he could have been manipulative and/or abusive and that behavior of him 'trying to get back with her' could be what he does all the time. Even so far as running after her. I don't think she MEANT to run over the dog. Surely if she had known or seen the dog she would have stopped. Yes, major F his life but F her life too.

Piasid 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:46

It's not her "abusive boyfriend of 2 years" those details don't get overlooked and would have been included.

emeraldarcher74 30

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:13

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. This wouldn't be so bad, except she ran over my dog why leaving my house. It's not me, it's you. FML

ShoopMaster 10

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:19

I agree that OP should have stopped, but I think it is so easy for everyone on here to say that they were irrational or whatnot, without taking into account that having just broken up with someone, emotions may be running high and they wouldn't necessarily be thinking at 100% rationality. We're all only human after all, we make mistakes.

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 21 April 2016 19:59

And some peoples point is that she shouldn't be driving if she can't think rationally.

sparkledoge 29

Thursday 21 April 2016 20:36

You're only saying that because it was a dog, what if it had been a child behind her car ? "Come on guys she just hit a kid with her car because she broke up with her boyfriend." Next time i'm going through tough times i'm gonna hit someone with my car and if i get arrested i'll say "but sir, i'm going through hard times, my emotions are messing me up and i can't think rationally." I'm sure they will release me.

ShoopMaster 10

Saturday 23 April 2016 9:25

That is a fair point, but you could also say that choosing to drive at that moment was an irrational thought itself.

hunt3009 16

Monday 25 April 2016 1:04

If you tried that, I would not hesitate to punch you in the face...

zanthux 2

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:22

You're a terrible person.

Fixme 5

Friday 22 April 2016 10:31

So are you!

iSsjGohan 17

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:33

lol...I saw in moderation someone made the boyfriends POV

hmrhoades 18

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:34

I'm waiting to see his FML post O_o

fabulousfiasco 12

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:39

I see you wrote another FML from "the boyfriend's" point of view. Let's see if it gets through the moderation process.

Piasid 7

Thursday 21 April 2016 17:43

If you are backing up and someone yells "STOP!" then it's most likely because you are going to hit something. It's not always about you. You deserve it for being a conceited bitch.