Love: Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally... - FML

By onthemarket - 08/09/2010 19:46 - United States

Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2023 14:00 - United States - Greeley

Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 14:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 19:00

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML

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The betrayal!

By Anonymous - 27/01/2023 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 7 years left me for the woman I had previously expressed concerns about. I wouldn't feel so bad if he hadn't dumped me and then got with her not even two hours later. FML

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Break it off

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:10

Good luck to that Bitch

nkt_19 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:12

if he hasn't proposed in 7 years, he's obviously up to something or not interested.

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hibarbie 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:25

awww how horrible. :(

curliegirlie85 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:26

this is off topic but I love your profile pic, hibarbie. :-)

SamJerkinGirkins 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:26

atleast JILL will always be there for you. :)

remy3106 10

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:35

but op is a girl ....

acccccccc 1

Thursday 9 September 2010 3:57

jill is bi silly everyone knows that

PincheEdgarr 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:28

D; ydi for not noticeing he was in love with someone else

xoKylie 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:28

If you've been with him for seven years, how could you not eventually figure out that he was cheating on you?

hahafylop 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:45

Hehe you're hot. Just throwing that out there, not trying to start an online relationship.....

Alesana_Love 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:29

that's real shitty. FYL

NASSASSIN 4

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:30

Are you even sure he was your boyfriend? You know, it takes two people to make a relationship. You can't call him your boyfriend if he never wanted you.

ILOVE2model 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:31

awww, sorry. crash their wedding ;)

illmatic2 16

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:31

I propose you kill both of them.

MissCookiiie93 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:32

thatt suucks!!

lovesteph3523 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 2:34

wow, your boyfriend is a TOTAL DICK.

DevilDoll 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 14:37

oh my, you have a baby face and your make up looks really sheer(: you're so cute(:

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