Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Top comments
Fmn123 8
Get as much info as you can from him then call the cops ^.^
capper44 18
Just show that note to your boss, coz its 'ain't fun damn it could have someone's private information in it as for pictures videos texts etc...
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Comments (72)
Jirekianu2 19
There are several phone apps designed to help you locate your phone should it be stolen. Assuming it's a smart phone of course.
freeze101mam 5
That's EPIC!! Have a sense of humor lol
laden_swallow09 35
Hardly epic. Have a sense of maturity and responsibility.
thugnashty1 1
Dang !
brandy1 5
Could be an office prank, but if it is not go to your boss, Human Resources, and finally the police if you still can't get any satisfaction. That's total BS.
missyfiona89 28
Write another note saying, "alright. Meet me outside after work". Youll know who the thief is, then call the cops.
greenie213 23
If you get a single cop at your office looking around and asking questions, then the culprit will probably get scared and return it.
beatlegirl27 20
*facepalm*
jayhawkchik 4
Do not I repeat, DO NOT negotiate with terrorists.Keep calm and call Bruce Willis.
heyyhowsitgoing 9
Use fake money
NanillaVipples 2
If that's your solution then OP should just pay the ransomite...