Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Today, I lost my wallet while out shopping. Panicked, I retraced my steps and found it at a store, turned in by an employee. Grateful, I opened it to find a note that read, "We left the money but took one dollar for karma." I checked. They did actually take one dollar. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, in a rush to get to the gym after work for a class, I left my phone in the office. It's Friday and the building will be locked until Monday morning. FML
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Top comments
Fmn123 8
Get as much info as you can from him then call the cops ^.^
capper44 18
Just show that note to your boss, coz its 'ain't fun damn it could have someone's private information in it as for pictures videos texts etc...
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Comments (72)
s0ulslack 20
Give him $100 bill you photo copied yourself, that'll teach the sob
JesseJimenez 4
Next time you get a phone, get Locked and Found. You can track your phone by gps on a computer.
bleddyn13 1
Call the cops. The fact that you got a note means it was a fellow employee. They can prolly fingerprint it.
tj4234 36
Was your phone a blackberry? If so the camera can be turned on remotely without the camera light if you phone them. Meaning that the person can be caught.
AClassActx3 7
Lmfao thats crazy
ASD_K 11
One word. Cops. This kind of thing is illegal, talk to either your boss or the cops, and your boss and/or the cops can help you out. You just need all the details.
ASD_K 11
Text "Report to my office immediately." from your boss's phone. If your coworker tells you you need to go there, you've caught them, and if they're stupid enough to report to the office, you've caught them. Just if your coworker tells you, then accuse him. If he blinks a ton or stutters, you know it's him/her.
Evath 7
That is absolutely not on, you need to report that to your boss who should go to the police. Sucks not having a phone.
bloodangel494 1
Lmao!
xgetxbentx 13
So tell your head manager and tell them you're filing a police report. Odds are you'll get it back and if they catch who did it, they'll be fired.