Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my ex-fiance didn't visit me in the hospital after my accident, which I dumped him for, was because the hospital wouldn't let him in because he wasn't family. He's blocked my number, returned the ring and everything. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Bitches be crazy.
mayley 16
Everyone deserves someone who truly cares about you. That's obviously not the girl for you.
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Comments (87)
Bacontree 14
You're crazy for going all the way down there in the first place if she didn't even ask you how you were. Good riddance for you!
kwyk 23
This is a good example of why I don't like seeing people lose friends for the sake of a relationship.
CharresBarkrey 16
Nobody LIKES that.
KareBear7364 5
what a heartless wench...sorry op and hope you get well soon!
kemando 22
Post her information on 4chan. I'm sure those nice folks will give her some surprises.
hordriss 14
what a bitch! You're better of rid of her, find someone who deserves you.
DDCA 24
If she didn't care to ask how you were doing two weeks after your surgery, you deserve it for being naive enough to go to her house. In your defense, love is blind. I hope this experience helps you see better.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Although I do agree that she should have check in on him at least a few times and offered him some sort of support, I do not agree with your saying that he deserved to be dumped, especially in such a cruel manner. Despite her not coming to see him, he was most likely excited to see her again. Of course he'd want to go visit his girlfriend.
JCal585 8
You are better off without her, f her life.
Nicholi124 10
What a bitch
buckdharma 38
Let me get this straight. The doc began to stitch Your step took on a hitch You landed at the wicked bitch's in the middle of getting ditched which was not a healthy sitch-uation to deal with
BobbieH 19
What a bitch! FYL, but I have to ask, when she didn't bother to visit you or ask how you were doing, why didn't you think about leaving her? She obviously didn't have any concern for you. You shouldn't be with someone that doesn't care enough to inquire about you In a situation like this.