Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my ex-fiance didn't visit me in the hospital after my accident, which I dumped him for, was because the hospital wouldn't let him in because he wasn't family. He's blocked my number, returned the ring and everything. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Bitches be crazy.
mayley 16
Everyone deserves someone who truly cares about you. That's obviously not the girl for you.
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Comments (87)
djxerxes9000 18
I had an ex who made me hobble to the fridge to get her a drink a day after having testicular surgery. FYL OP
baby4mommy 27
She "made" you? Unless there was a gun involved I would have to say you agreed to comply with her selfish demands. I'm sad to say I foolishly complied with the selfish demands a a few women before I learned that I had to respect myself first before I could learn not to subject myself to the disrespect of the people I cared for.
happylappy 21
That's just rude on do many levels! The least she could do was come to you!
musicfreak1646 14
that ******' sucks! I'm sorry. hope you're recovering well from the surgery though.
kentuckyguy 4
She's a bitch,but Karma is a bigger bitch. Hope you get better man.
crazytwinsmom 25
This is one case where being dumped via text would have been easier on OP.
Youthanasia 2
That really really really sucks! You might be heartbroken now, but you're way better off without her. She's cold..
DocBastard 40
Sounds like you had two operations then - 1) some abdominal surgery and 2) a twatectomy. Congratulations on your recovery from both.
Zforya 10
That sucks...
kkrazyangel 16
Looks like you got an emergency cancerous b*tch removal surgery too!
samcro3 8
A plague unto her, her home and her family!
jem970 19
it.does my heart good to see an old fashioned curse.
NoFlippinWai 24
are we talking locusts or like herpes?