Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me for a chick I shared a hospital room with for 2 months. I introduced them. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my ex-fiance didn't visit me in the hospital after my accident, which I dumped him for, was because the hospital wouldn't let him in because he wasn't family. He's blocked my number, returned the ring and everything. FML
Today, after spending three weeks in the hospital for a kidney infection, I found out the girl I have been dating now has a girlfriend. I guess that’s why she couldn’t visit me this whole time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Bitches be crazy.
mayley 16
Everyone deserves someone who truly cares about you. That's obviously not the girl for you.
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Comments (87)
perdix 31
Why wasn't it "game over" when she didn't check on you after your surgery? This is one case where etiquette experts agree that dumping such scum via text is appropriate. Either you can do better, . . . or you are ******!
iammeorami 25
******* cockbite
tyrecius 4
She sounds like a bitch. You could do better.
Radoh 3
Clearly that was for the best then. I mean, I know it must hurt to be you right now, but seriously.
olpally 33
Sounds like something my ex would do, selfish and very disrespectful. Be glad you don't have to worry about her anymore. You may have 99 problems, but that bitch ain't one of them. Get well soon op!
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
That is cruel!
awkward_gothlady 32
I'll second all the "cruel, heartless bitch" comments here. I wonder if she thinks she's getting revenge for something, but no matter what she thinks you did, that's horrible of her. I hope karma pays her back big time for this one.
crackpotL 33
If you wanted to keep her maybe you should have been more concerned about the Valentines day you obviously missed rather than your will to live.
adammeyer 4
Lmao, she sounds lovely!
graphicstyle7 17
"Made you hobble?" Look, I would say this to a woman, a man, it does not matter. You sound like one of those "nice guys" who is actually a "doormat". You should of told her on the phone you were too ill to move, then ask her what was up with, oh, not coming by, sending flowers, etc. She sounds absolutely nasty. Get some counseling and stop putting up with crap like that!