Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
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Top comments
funhun123 0
I can't really blame your sister for not wanting to wax your back hair...
Cinn_fml 23
As it's causing you pain you might want to think about permanent removal. Though it sucks she wasn't willing to do it as a favour, though I suppose it depends how much there was, if it was just a little patch then it shouldn't have bothered her so much. I can understand her being a little more disgusted if there was loads.
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Comments (85)
MiSSxxuNDeRSTooD 4
TMI!!!
mikenikesss 0
ahahaha ew (: usually you get random hair all over your body from malnutrition ^.^ go to McDicks and order yourself a BigMac (;
hamstersFOreal 0
just dont wear a bra...
PWNjaban 0
$20 is nothing when it comes to what you'll pay for when your sister decides to let your secret slip. :p
HeretoBlame 3
FML...don't post stuff like that in here OP..never even wanted to know that..
Inspired22 11
Don't read FML if your stomach can't handle it.
dwdrummerpro 0
YDI for being related to chewbacca.
hollylollyxoxo 0
fake. unless it's a man wearing the bra
hollylollyxoxo 0
must be a man wearing the bra
gboca 0
so now your sister has $20 and can humiliate you
papaya_master 4
HAHAHA i actually loled at that!