Today, after begging for over an hour, I had to pay my sister $20 to wax my back for me so my bra would stop painfully pulling at the hair I repulsively seem to be growing there. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML
Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML
Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I, a man in his 40’s, wanted to rid myself of all back, thigh, buttock, and pubic hair. The first strip of pubic hair the tall 22 year-old girl yanked on almost made me cry, and almost made me knee her in the face. FML
Today, as I was getting my nails done at a salon, the owner pulled my head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze my eyebrows. When I exclaimed that I didn't pay for that service, she replied, "I don't care. This needs done." FML
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Top comments
funhun123 0
I can't really blame your sister for not wanting to wax your back hair...
Cinn_fml 23
As it's causing you pain you might want to think about permanent removal. Though it sucks she wasn't willing to do it as a favour, though I suppose it depends how much there was, if it was just a little patch then it shouldn't have bothered her so much. I can understand her being a little more disgusted if there was loads.
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Comments (85)
jakeisawake 3
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tnglator 4
damn gorilla...want a banana?
mejiiaa 0
rude
VeeVengeance 0
haha that's exactly what I was thinking.
MIZZIMANI310 0
ewwwwww
dynky 3
It's sad that you've been so brainwashed by the image of what a woman is supposed to look like that you find your body repulsive.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Wouldn't a salon have charged about the same thing without requiring you to beg? I've no idea what a professional back waxing costs but that seems a fair price. Avoid your cow of a sibling in the future and see a pro. Add in a few other treatments and you can leave feeling beautiful after a day of pampering rather than feeling like a shameful beast.
mzeemzima 0
I'm a guy and I don't even have back hair! that's just nasty
jakeisawake 3
Congratulations for being a man with a limited amount of the "male" hormone Androgen?
DocBastard 40
Jake, he'd have to have hit puberty for the testosterone to kick in. Don't worry Zima, some guys are just late bloomers.
Draminicaus 0
I'm kind've wondering exactly what this Androgen does for the body besides chest hair. I've got so much of the stuff that monkeys in the zoo look at me and give me the "wassup" nod. o_O
jakeisawake 3
You've got a point there Doc.
perdix 31
Just you wait. You may not have it now, but it's coming. And it's bringing it's friends, Nose Hair and Ear Hair. "Personal Trimmers" will eventually become your favorite birthday/anniversary/Christmas gifts. Trust me -- the day is coming.
TaylorRawrr 0
Maybe you should lay off the whiskey? :p
_TONGAN_ 5
"aaaahh Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!" lol sorry OP you reminded me of the 40yr old virgin....except your a woman...:(
Tweetyy_fml 0
Wtfff, eww! you desserved that one you nassty biotchhh((;
ChibiChibi_fml 28
It's not as though people can help where hair grows on their bodies. If they could this FML wouldn't have happened. I don't see why you would feel that someone deserves to suffer for something they couldn't control.
Tweetyy_fml 0
I don't see whhyy you even give a fuckkk about what I say((; go homee mofoo!
Tweetyy_fml 0
and I don't see whhhyy you give a fuckkk about what I say((; go home mofo !
Tweetyy_fml 0
I can say whateverrrr the hell I wantt