Intimacy: Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/04/2015 16:58 - United Kingdom - Exminster

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Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML

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By Nikki - 20/11/2019 05:00

Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML

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By Ouch - 21/01/2012 00:29 - United States

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

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By Mygawdwhy - 21/01/2018 01:30

Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 20:00

Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML

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By crazygirl - 29/10/2009 06:42 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2012 10:45 - Russian Federation

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Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

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By go fuck myself - 07/02/2015 00:57 - United States - Tampa

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Today, I can't decide what's worse: the fact that my mother found my vibrator or that, as a prank, she replaced it with a realistic tarantula replica. She won't tell me where it is. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By Can't Unsee - 25/08/2018 22:00

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Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML

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theTravinator 21

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:02

Looks like you got scammed, just not by the primary suspect

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

She was just test driving it You wouldn't want it accidentally shorting out on you when you start her up, would you?

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mustangbravo 27

Wednesday 29 April 2015 10:57

FML with mom's vibrator.

chrisseesyou 11

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:05

Tell her to buy you a new one

iRambo 12

Wednesday 29 April 2015 11:13

Ever thoughts maybe the Mom is ashamed to get one herself? But the thing is the Mom shouldn't take someone else's mails.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 29 April 2015 13:46

You have been scammed by your mother

dreadlocmask 15

Wednesday 29 April 2015 17:05

Make it an early Christmas for her

int15 18

Wednesday 29 April 2015 17:33

I had to re-read that FML. At first I thought you found in your mom. That would be a totally different story.

bigjon75 9

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:04

Like mother like daughter

blondemistress 7

Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:05

Does your mom not know its illegal to open other peoples nail over the age of 16?! Also I'd make her pay for stealing it and confront her about opening your packages its wrong firstly but stealing the contents is just worse.

jayemerald17 25

Wednesday 29 April 2015 21:26

I'd be so mad, she stole from you and opened your mail. Both are crimes. -.-"

MaT30123 19

Wednesday 29 April 2015 22:58

If she wants to steal from you, that can be her Mother's Day gift. Then she can't complain when she doesn't get anything else ;)

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