Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I bought my first ever vibrator after months of wanting one. Apparently, I bought a cheap product, because it broke and started going off by itself later. It shook my whole dresser while my best friend and I were in the room. I couldn't get it to shut off. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I received a package from Amazon that was supposed to contain the book I needed for my open book final exam tonight. They must have mixed up my order, because the box contained a large pink dildo. I think the universe just told me to get fucked. FML
Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally two seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML
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Top comments
ajh1800 25
So return it, order another one, and use your hand in the mean time. Or just go to a sex store and buy one 🤷🏽♀️
BurnInDemonFire 39
Buzzkill alert.
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Comments (8)
ajh1800 25
So return it, order another one, and use your hand in the mean time. Or just go to a sex store and buy one 🤷🏽♀️
slowhandjp 18
I totally agree with you 😁👍
evilplatypus 39
Believe it or not, there are still places (even in the US) where it’s illegal to buy sex toys without a prescription.
mfranks19891989 10
Oh well just finger yourself
mccuish 25
Reasons like this is why I hate online shopping
BurnInDemonFire 39
Buzzkill alert.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Talk about bad vibes!
tounces7 28
Sounds cheap as heck if it broke just from the mail. Better than it breaking off inside you.