By adamclmns - 16/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, after a stressful week, I spent my last few dollars on some comfort food. Later, my roommate's girlfriend came over and helped herself to my juice, drinking it straight from the bottle. I'm such a germaphobe, I can't bring myself to even take a sip. It's a full bottle. FML
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SpankyMcThrust 6

I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.

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thehoneybadger 10

Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.

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horrorfreak79nj 2

If it turns out your roomate's gf is hot, your a ****** idiot. If she's an ugly, fat slob; you did the right thing.

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bcrooks 0

How do you kiss your girlfriend if your that big of a germaphobe?

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nomz333 5

if she ever comes back in make sure she will never go back out again

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BennyBear 0

you should have said it was yours, not your roommate's. then again, since she helped herself, she probably would've said "oh, well that's okay!" and kept on drinking

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mrmerino 0

I made myself a germophobe on accident, and I brought myself out of it too. untill you get over you fear, use a straw to get th juice out.

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Ambrosial 5

I am as well, and I would blow up on someone if they did that to me. It's so rude.

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WTFitsBob 4

you should've told the bitch to ask first before drinking it, that's just rude.

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Neonazi 0

Slap that ho for not having decency! Gross I'm not even a germaphobe and that still bothers me when people do that. Sorry op

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