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Smack the bitch first. Then COMMAND her to buy a 5 juice containers a new car a plane and a laser gun. Finally, 1000 metric tons of cocaine.
no don't day that yo somone who's a germaphobe. I am Aldo a germaphobe and will not drink or eat after anyone even my own daughter.
I pray your daughters grow up with good spelling. either that or auto correct effed you up bad.
You only had enough money to buy juice?
this is the worst fml ever
well hello Aldo A. Germaphobe
it can. it's a difficult life.
stupid nigga
@ 51 well i can't understand people want to have sex. doesn't mean it doesn't make sense at all. further more being germaphobic to that degree is surely an irational fear. seriously at that point there's nothing to understand it's simply how things are. you need to accept that some people have completly irrational fears just like the people with these fears need to understand that people without these fears are not going to be able to understand the fear. it can obviously be dealt with and if it becomes a problem then they should seek help yes. but it's not like they made a choice. it's fear pure and simple.
Don't worry OP, I'm the exact same way. if my mom takes a drink of my soda or something, I ask her to keep the rest.
Make her or your roommate pay for it. It's just plain rude to drink straight the container when it's not yours.
people need to ask first.. geez
so you're friend took a sip of your juice. what's the big deal?
unless the girlfriend just finished giving a *******
wtf. I stopped reading this after 3 sentences because you obviously don't read what you write.
use a cleenex
use a straw
backwash
burn it!!!!
Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.
Speaking as someone who is a tad germophobic.
"..infected area". Haha^.^
I'd be more concerned with backwash than the bottle opening.
There's such a thing called backwashing.
Haha that's a good idea!
uhmm... you cant get an std through saliva.
(talking to 16)
What about back wash? Germs aren't even the part that gets to me when it comes to sharing drinks. It's the possibility of someone's food particles that have been marinating in saliva going down my throat. Ew.
#152 you can get herpes through saliva. or mono, some sort of viruses and bacterias also travel that way.
It is good being aware of germs but there is no use in being germaphobic. Actually germs can help strengthen your immune system.
obviously coming from experience.
but they said HIV so he/she was correct in correcting them
I kinda want to tell you to get over your fear, but after watching this show Obsessed, I understand that you can't just get over your fear of germs on command. FYL if this is a true phobia.
number four you look like octomom
whatta bitch! D:
I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.
I do drink from the container, but OTOH, my containers are MINE and MINE ALONE. I don't get many visitors and no-one else uses them. If anyone else wants a drink, I buy a small, separate container. I wouldn't go into someone else's house and drink their juice from the container.
Yes! I only drink from the bottle if it's mine and no one else will be drinking it! I would go ballistic if someone helped themselves to my stuff, it's basically stealing! Never mind it being straight from the bottle, she stole his juice..
I absolutely hate that too! it really makes me angry when my brother does it with the milk container when it's still half full so he claims the continer for a couple hours while he drinks it.
Disgusting and inconsiderate!! You don't put your lips to a juice/milk/soda container if it's not yours!! AUGH! This one hits too close to home for me! Any time I buy a bottle of soda intended only for myself, someone opens it, drinks straight from it, then puts it back!! DISGUSTING!
Even worse if you know you don't always catch them doing it and can never fully trust an opened bottle left alone in your fridge D:
should've put a condom on it and poked a whole at the tip.
*hole
hole*
*Cling flim, because I don't want spermicidal lube with my juice.
lol! that's so funny
What a mooooocher.
hey at least she wasn kissing ur gf :P
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I ******* hate it when people drink from the container; I don't give a **** about germs, learn some goddamn manners! Especially if you don't live there/aren't family.
Just poke a hole in the side of the bottle and drain it out into a bowl or something. It won't have to go past the Infected Area of the bottle.