Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I was drunk at a party and confessed my love for my crush and told her how I felt. According to my friends, I made out with another girl not long after my confession. FML
Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
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stfuminjakid 0
Tell her it was love vomit.
RixXion 0
People that use improper spelling are idiots
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Comments (98)
Louieman 0
Is her name Wendy by any chance?
Dabookofnothing 0
PPl who drink or idiots end of story
RixXion 0
People that use improper spelling are idiots
24788 7
There's just no hope for you and her :(. That's just depressing that happened.
AntiChrist7 0
alcohol isn't a solid base for a relationship, it's more a liquid one...
Jimboom 12
Start calling her Wendy. If she gets the humour then she is a keeper. ;-)
Musik_00 0
Douche Bag! You Shouldn't Have Been Drunk In the First Place!;/ Go Tell Her You Were Hung Over,and You Really Like Her Too! Seriously! Problem Solved. :)
padlarf 14
South Park
AJComix 0
#17 Hung over is no where the same as drunk, moron. I don't drink and I know that.
kdaddy 0
thats sucks dude offer to get her new shoes and tell her how you feel
the1ultimate 0
I hope she understands. You were just overflowing with feelings and... stuff. But you can still turn it into a positive with shoes or flowers.