Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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jjake20140 2
Idiot...
SoultheWolf 19
Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.
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kishuu_fml 1
Can't help but fell sad for the lady
alycion 39
I would have laughed so hard if my husband did that. He did his real bachelor party a week before the wedding and we did a group thing the night before, playing paintball. So the only day after issues we had at the wedding was a bruise or two. But most of my wedding party played on a tournament team together and we were out of town near a unique field. Couldn't resist. Good luck op. hope your new wife has a sense of humor.
DjeePee 25
To be honest, if there is someone without humor, it's you. "Today is a very special day, a (hopefully) 'once in a lifetime' moment: I'm getting married! Oh, look, my husband fell asleep on the altar! Hehe, he's so hilarious!" Not.
alycion 39
No we just have a good relationship where things don't have to be perfect at a party. I know for some, weddings are what they dream of. I never did. I dreamed of a strong relationship. In fact, if my family didn't want the wedding so bad, we would have done the courthouse. In some cases, not all, weddings are done more for your loved ones then you. That happened to be my case. We kept outs very small and very light. So yes, I would have laughed. If I was someone who dreamt of a fancy wedding and got it, I would not have found it funny. But at how we did ours, it would have been. We had a jimmy Buffett theme and just went with whatever the day threw at us. We did not need to exchange vows to know how we felt about each other and including dating we have been together for 20 years. And are stronger then most couples I know. Everyone and every situation is different and I do hope that op and his new bride have a strong enough relationship and know how they truly cherish each other to be able to see humor and move past mistakes. Because Buffett was right when he said if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
DjeePee 25
You know, I'm not a wedding person either, but if I would engage in one, I still would be mad and sad if my boyfriend fell asleep during it. Nice for you that you can laugh such things away, but the majority of people take a marriage serious (or atleast the altar part). Doesn't mean they have no humor, aye?
alycion 39
No, not at all. Everyone is different is all. Me and my husband met when we worked news. We saw people at their worst. We stood next to cops and paramedics at crime and accident scenes. We do have a different outlook on life and don't sweat the small stuff. What one considers small may not be the same for someone else. But I still stand by I would have laughed if he did it. About two years ago I went to a wedding of two friends getting married. She is the type who was planning this since she was a kid. If her spouse did it I would have thwapped him. I do think my husband and his best man planned his party the week before so such things wouldn't happen. I've personally never understood the parties the night before the wedding. Too much can go wrong. But to each their own.
GogoTheGreat 12
Ronnie?!
g_asia 4
Think she should be the one writing this FML.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Your wife must have been horrified. I am sorry but you need to be more considerate of the people around you. Yes, you wanted your last night of freedom to be fun, but logical people either plan a reserved celebration with friends the night before and get in at a reasonable hour so they aren't miserable during the service. My brother had his bachelor party two nights before the wedding, then we all went out for drinks the night before and we in bed by midnight for a 3 p.m wedding the next day. I hope you had fun, but if I were your wife I would feel so disrespected at the moment. It is one thing to party... but some girls (the ones who plan the big weddings) tend to put a lot of effort into the day. All you had to do was show up, look lovingly into her eyes and have fun with it. So months of planning was wasted because you were wasted as well. I can't imagine you were wide awake and taking in all the joy of bonding with your new wife. You have the whole honeymoon to get drunk with your wife and have hot sex... but couldn't spare one night to make sure your wife wasn't embarrassed in front of her friends? Nice.
DjeePee 25
"Yes, you wanted your last night of freedom to be fun" This is one mentality that I'm completely unable to understand. "Your last night of freedom", djeezes, it's a marriage, not a prison. Everyone who considers a marriage as a lost of freedom, shouldn't get married, imho.
emilyjgraham 34
47, I'm sure many people just say it as a figure of speech. but both male and female probably get at least one single friend who think marriage is stupid and will try to convince that either of them are not officially a couple yet so they can still sleep with the hooker. but I do agree, they do make marriage sound like a death sentence.
MuseFan1991 14
47- i agree, i for one wont be able to sleep the night before my wedding cos il be too excited, not thinking 'oh god, im a prisoner'
DjeePee 25
"but both male and female probably get at least one single friend who think marriage is stupid and will try to convince that either of them are not officially a couple yet so they can still sleep with the hooker." Euhm, do you really have a friend like that? Someone who thinks relationships aren't official till the marriage? Really? Boy, am I glad I'm a friendless loner.
psuedodragon 23
I don't actually know anybody who thinks getting married is a "death sentence"... the hen/stag parties for my fiance and I were more about going out and having fun with our friends before we became "the couple" (i.e., people feel awkward if they don't invite us both out together)... because really, we haven't been single for a really long time...
Corilee13 7
I actually do know someone like that. My sister-in-law's boyfriend cheats on her at least twice a month and his excuse is always "What? It's not like we're married." They've been together 6 years this year and he still does that. But I guess she deserves it because she does nothing about it even though she hates it.
GoldenGrizzly 7
How is she your sister in law?
alfred07 18
F your bride's life would be more appropriate. This is why you shouldn't party in the week before the wedding.
MisterEx 28
Maybe because English is not my first language. But from how the fml is worded, did any of you think that the case can be that OP was getting drunk married? As in he was not planning on getting married but he got so wasted and married an equally drunken woman? You know, like what we see in movies? No? Just me? Okay.jpg
OverFlash 15
That would probably only ever happen in Vegas
lexieloumommy2 6
I feel sorry for OP's maybe wife. Idk how I would handle that. I might beat him down on the alter with my flowers and storm out, were it me. YDI, but your bride doesnt. You suck.
perdix 31
Doesn't matter, she doesn't have to keep any of those vows anyways. All that happened is you just gave away half your shit and she can now officially use sex as a weapon. Gratz, dude.
pdp_fml 21
The bachelor party is for doing something a little racy before you get married like hire a stripper and drink a little booze or beer with your friends. In any case, a wedding should be planned for the afternoon, like 3-4 PM so incase you were drinking too much you have a chance to sober up before you get married.
DjeePee 25
And by saying that, you imply that bachelor party > wedding. No sir, you don't 'sober up' on one of the most important days in your life, you simply don't get wasted the day beforehand. Besides of that: stripper = nono. Another thing I don't seem to understand: you plan to marry the (wo)man you truely love and you spend the night beforehand watching how some stripper is sexing you up. I would spend that night with amazing 'tomorrow we will probably be too tired' sex with my partner. Oh, I must be one boring girl.
SammyS2012 21
64- I completely agree with you. I never understood the meaning of those parties.