Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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jjake20140 2
Idiot...
SoultheWolf 19
Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.
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Comments (147)
eBall07 2
Really man? Really? ....
Biker187 13
Get a divorce, NOW before it's too late.
nvo 6
You don't deserve her. What a grade A moron!!
TheUnfortunateMe 4
bastard
animelove 5
oops hope she did not notice
notoriousbob 11
5 hour energy anyone.....
stefaniburke 0
******* bastard!! Who does such a retarted thing? Obviously you do.
Joeisnub 9
No man, F HER life
noisebox 1
Sounds like an omen to me
sgtcxelite 11
I love this FML. I'd rather read this because it shows he at least cares about the woman he's marrying rather than reading yet another "the groom did something stupid" from the bride's POV.