Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
jjake20140 2
Idiot...
SoultheWolf 19
Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.
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Comments (147)
Chandler1Bing 0
Come on Ross, Rachel was really trying here.
babyzann 0
Big time asshole. You seriously don't deserve to be married.
bdemoulin 0
you knew you were getting married the next day...dumbass.
kimosabi55068 6
I went on a zombie pub crawl the night before my wedding, but I told everyone that if they even were remotely drunk, they're out of the wedding, since she would have killed me if anyone there had been even hungover. I had a few drinks and just had fun. You're an idiot. I hope she said no.
eccentricchic 5
Idk if it's just me but I'm wondering how someone falls asleep standing up assuming you weren't sitting down while reciting vows this seems far fetched
kjaimes25 0
I hope she didn't marry you
Rissa11 9
That's why uou don't have your bachelor(ette) party the night becore. Dumbass.
bopersonn 13
Smooth, dick.
fantasyworld 39
Smooth.
mandy_bree 5
I honestly feel so bad for your wife