Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
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Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, I blacked out at a wedding as a bridesmaid, during the service. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
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Top comments
jjake20140 2
Idiot...
SoultheWolf 19
Just because it is a bachelors party it doesn't mean you should go out and get so overly drunk you have issues the following day. Do people forget they have to stand, infront of hundreds of people in some cases, and get married? YDI completely, hopefully you can come up with a good excuse to your new wife. I feel really bad for her.
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Comments (147)
Anbuntou 8
Not your best move... Hope your bride understood and didn't tear you to pieces while smoke emitted from her ears. Congrats on the wedding!
reddudeover 2
Good thing your best man thought ahead and painted eyes on your eyelids.
enchi999 8
Maybe he was so hungover the "eyes" we're white and *OPs eye colour* scribbles
Rowdey 10
Does anybody know what the hell 25 is saying?
AugustBurnsToast 14
At least you made it to the wedding in one piece it seems. If you made it thought the night without one of those do it yourself hair cuts you're probably okay.
peachesncreem 21
He made it to the wedding in one piece, but I doubt he'll make it out in one piece thanks to his little nap at the altar.
AugustBurnsToast 14
OP better keep at least an eye open from now on! :P
yup93 7
"I closed my eyes so you wouldn't see me crying honey"
MCRaddict15 15
I can see that working. Let's hope OP doesn't snore.
sincerelyjay 13
18- Nice flag you got there.
Ohmie 5
Pathetic.
OneLoveOneLove 0
i guess you and her are going to be a make a good cou..zzzzzzzzzz
Doortje 30
Asshole.
Screwie 25
That cupcake looks so appealing... I want to kidnap it and whisper some dirty things to it, before I eat it out. Or simply eat it without so much drama.
reddudeover 2
Asshole is a bit crude. How about annular fecal portal.
Doortje 30
I know right?! It was the best! Soo freaking good. If you ever visit the Netherlands, go to ten-to-three-bakery in Rotterdam :D
Screwie 25
Will do!
Eorlas 31
Hollywood has given people a very poor perspective on what bachelor and bachelorette parties should be like.
Michael_92 20
I feel more sorry for your wife than you. You deserve it, she didn't.
Garon300 0
Most important day of your life and you pull that shit!!!