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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Sounds like you won.

perdix 31

You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.

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tiffyxmac 0

ouch.! if I were her I'd beat da brakes off yo ass. FYL

kkamp516 10

And you would know this HOW??? stalker. lol jk

dugumit 0

I'm sure the people around u must of enjoyed listening to 2 idiots and their drama.

actually she accidentally broke 1 finger on each hand...

ilikepieanddylan 0

srry bout that hope y'all don't brake up @1 epic comment

choosemusic 0

'accidentally.'

LOveLy_LOla 0

tht felt good huh?! that secret revenge!! it's the best!! i bet u giggled deep down inside!! aha I wouldve!!

you must be more careful dude.damn

#70 has really pretty eyes :)