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Today, after a large, dramatic fight with my girlfriend in a parking lot, we stopped arguing altogether and hugged, dropping the issue. Twenty seconds later, I accidentally slammed her hand in the car door, breaking two of her fingers. FML
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like you won.
perdix 31
You win! You did the old Muhammad Ali "rope-a-dope" by pretending to drop the issue, and just when she thought the fight was over, BAM! You score the knock-out by car door. Great strategy.
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chantelfurtado 0
next time watch her fingers before closing the door dumbass! everyone does that
philopastry 0
Thats a shame because she's going to need them after she dumps you :P
hanoha 0
sounds so romantic XD
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow how do you not notice her fingers there? Watch what you're doing idiot.
kevick93 0
that's when you turn to her and say 'wow honey, fate is more of a bitch than you are!'
hoopstar15 0
113-don't worry about how I know these things haha
fkylieslife 0
134 is my hero!! Hilarious!! :)
martincieslak1 0
thats a definate OUPS!
mcrgirljessica 0
sure "accidentally" LOL :)
suckmineplz 0
haha win